A Short Note on Safety

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A short presentation on fire and hazards procedures:

• If a man is aflame, roll on his back until the offending blaze has subsided


• If a man falls from a chair, morefool him


• If you feel yourself about to fall from a chair, stop yourself using necessary wild gesticulation


• If you see a trip hazard, use your foot to move it out of the way, or into the path of a disliked colleague

This concludes our short presentation. If you want this resource in brail or audiotape for the visually impaired, it can be procured from your local research library, or sent off for to your local MP.